Denis the Menace Cafe

FUEL FOR
THE DAY.

Two-handed burgers or knife-and-fork salads.
Choose your fighter.

$22 Smash Burger

Smash Burger

Beef patty, American cheese, pickles, onion, mustard, ketchup and fries. Add extra patty +4.5.

$15 Breakfast Roll

Breakfast Roll

Streaky bacon, fried egg, hash brown, American cheese and ketchup on a toasted milk bun.

$20 Not Your Avg Avo

Not Your Avg Avo

Chunky avocado, whipped lemon ricotta, chilli oil, dill & parsley on toasted bread. (V, GFO)

Add poached egg +3.5

$22 Roasted Cauliflower Salad

Roasted Cauliflower Salad

Green beans, kale, hummus and miso-lemon dressing. (VG, GF)

Add Roast Chicken +6 | Smoked Salmon +7 (I)

From $5 Specialty Coffee

Specialty Coffee

Elite espresso and precision-steamed milk. Choose from our rotating single origins or the signature house blend.

$9 Freshly Squeezed Juice

Freshly Squeezed Juice

Make your own: Apple, Watermelon, Pineapple, Orange, Ginger.

$12 Smoothies

Smoothies

Choose your flavour: Banana, Berry, Morning Glory.

KEY: GF Gluten Friendly | VG Vegan | DF Dairy Free | GFO Gluten Friendly Option

We take coffee seriously, food happily, and rules lightly.

Est. 2015 in the heart of Cremorne.

The Hideout

  • 106-108 Chestnut St,
    Cremorne VIC 3121
  • (03) 9428 9061

  • Mon - Fri: 7:00am - 3:00pm
  • Sat - Sun: Closed (We sleep)

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