Rules were
made to be Bent.

Serious Coffee. Cheeky Food.
The Warehouse HQ for Cremorne's creative rebels.

WALK-INS WELCOME • DOGS ENCOURAGED • PEOPLE TOLERATED • OPEN MON-FRI 7AM-3PM • COFFEE STRONGER THAN YOUR DEADLINE • WALK-INS WELCOME • DOGS ENCOURAGED • PEOPLE TOLERATED • OPEN MON-FRI 7AM-3PM • COFFEE STRONGER THAN YOUR DEADLINE • WALK-INS WELCOME • DOGS ENCOURAGED • PEOPLE TOLERATED • OPEN MON-FRI 7AM-3PM • COFFEE STRONGER THAN YOUR DEADLINE •

The Rations

$21

The Usual Suspects

Why have one nemesis when you can choose? Smashburger or Hot Honey Chicken. Pick your poison.

$20

Not Your Avg Avo

Capsicum & almond romesco, pickled onion, dill & parsley, almond dukkah, poached egg. The official reason you don't own a house yet. (V, GFO, DF, VG)

$25

Salmon Sashimi Rice Bowl

Sushi rice, quinoa, edamame, tofu sauce, ponzu, furikake, house pickles. (DF, GF)

Breakfast & Add Ons

Handheld & Lunch

Drinks

Office Catering

Boring Meetings
Are Illegal.

You bring the team, we bring the energy. From board meetings to "sorry we missed the deadline" breakfasts, we sort the food so you can focus on the work.

Feed The Crew →

The Green House

RECYCLED TIMBER.
FRESH IDEAS.

We didn't just build a cafe; we built a warehouse for ideas. The timber is recycled, the plants are real, and the energy is 100% renewable (mostly thanks to the caffeine).

Denis the Menace is an institution in Cremorne because we understand one thing: You need a space that feels unlike your office to actually get some work done.

Rules were made to be Bent.